I'm a lame a** friend. I missed Chris' bday. It was over the weekend. Can you help me out of my puddle of ooze and go wish her a happy birthday for me? Pleeeeeeeze.....
While you're at it ask her if she's hung any of the dozens of framed xs pieces she has languishing around her house... heee heee
See, don't they look lonely. Ok, maybe it's not dozens, but its quite a few and they deserve places of honor!
Oh man, she's gonna kill me. Remind me not to answer my phone at work for a couple days. lol